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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Market @ California

Posted at 10:26 AM

"Everyone's dressed like a bitch."

One Market

Posted at 10:24 AM

"What's your Halloween costume?"
"What'd you mean? I'm a technical writer. Boo!"

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Market @ California

Posted at 5:12 PM

"Could that guy being any gay-er? Shit..."

One Market

Posted at 10:02 AM

"Above all else, this country invented the deal."

Death Valley, CA

Posted at 10:01 AM

"You want to drive?"
"No, you fuckin' drive. Hey, is the fuckin' camera in there?"
"Yeah."
"Let me see that fuckin' thing. I want to get a fuckin' picture before we go."

Death Valley, CA

Posted at 9:56 AM

"Why did we drive all the way out here on motorcycles? It's just sand. Shit, we could've stayed in San Bernardino if we wanted to see sand."
"Yeah, but not this sand."
"Sand is sand."

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Market @ California

Posted at 2:45 PM

"Why's all the food you white people eat so boring?"

One Market

Posted at 2:44 PM

"Everyone at bars in the Mission is so tragically hip. So look at me with my ironic mullet."

One Market

Posted at 2:42 PM

"Yeah, they stole my bike again. Everyone's favorite game in the Mission is Fuck-Gentrification-Steal-A-White-Boy's-Bike."

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

The Embarcadero Center

Posted at 8:39 PM

"Excuse me, sir. I don't mean any disrespect, but I was next in line."
"Hey, don't give me any attitude, pal. We all got to be somewhere."

Market @ California

Posted at 11:09 AM

"It's not like someone uses a jack to put the sun up in the morning. There's this Thing called God, you know."

Monday, October 22, 2007

Market @ California

Posted at 3:44 PM

"This is a public service announcement! Hey, you, listen up! Don't eat the Twinkies, if you want the surprise inside!"

24th @ Mission

Posted at 3:42 PM

"Yo, Echo. The fuck's up?"
"Huh, man?"
"Was up?"
"Huh, man? Why you laughin'? Why you laughin'?"

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Fillmore @ Clay

Posted at 8:17 PM

"I told her she needs to watch how much she drinks, or she's going to pull all that stupid crap again, and she says, 'What's the big deal, it's only beer.'"

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

One Market

Posted at 2:05 PM

"That's the last time I volunteer to tutor at a high school. Some kid asked why he should go to college, and I said so that he could buy a car. He asked me what kind of car I have, and when I told him a Honda, he said then there's no point to going to school."

Monday, October 15, 2007

One Market

Posted at 5:44 PM

"Hey, do you think this picture of my dog is an inappropriate screen saver?"
"If you Photoshop out his balls, it's be fine."

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

One Market

Posted at 5:04 PM

"What's this poon-tang? I'm from Russia, you know. English is a second language."

One Market

Posted at 5:03 PM

"Excellence in safety begins here."

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

One Market

Posted at 3:50 PM

"What kind of dog is that?"
"He's actually half Italian greyhound, half deer."

Monday, October 08, 2007

Walgreens @ 24th

Posted at 9:04 PM

"Dude, don't buy the cheap-ass toilet paper. Shell out an extra buck for the good stuff. Pay for the quality of your wipe."

24th @ Noe

Posted at 9:02 PM

"God, I'm so sick of talking about Jews and Arabs. Can we talk about blacks or Mexicans?"

One Market

Posted at 3:31 PM

"Hey, you can't talk about nuts at work. It's in the Employee Handbook."

Friday, October 05, 2007

One Market

Posted at 10:03 AM

"Last night I found out my house is zoned for commercial use. I'm going to open a bar in my backyard."

Thursday, October 04, 2007

One Market

Posted at 5:26 PM

"Maybe the people making your burritos aren't wearing any underwear."

One Market

Posted at 9:56 AM

"What, they want me to pay the translators thirty cents a word for French? Tell them to learn English. French is a peasant language."

Monday, October 01, 2007

Embarcadero Center

Posted at 4:04 PM

"My son's gotten so good at ping-pong that I can't stand playing him anymore. He beats me every single time, and he just goes on and on about it. I come home from work, and the first thing he does is humiliate me by telling me how good he is at ping-pong, and how bad I am at it. I got to find a way to ground him so we don't have play anymore."

One Market

Posted at 12:15 PM

"Sometimes when you sue crazy people, they go crazy."

Market @ California

Posted at 12:15 PM

"Hey, I don't like you. You're teeth stink."

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