"The soap on seven smells like pina-colada. Why don't we get that on our floor?"
"I don't know. We're not worth it, I guess."

"I had no idea that lady was a guy."

"That's cool they've got a slide and face-painter for the kids."
"Yeah, they should have something for the adults."
"They've got beer."
"Yeah, but maybe take it up a notch, like they did for the kids."
"By doing what?"
"I don't know. Maybe like a porno tent in the middle of the field."

"You want to play Frisbee or ball?"
"Ball? What the fuck is ball? You mean, like, baseball? There's no just ball."

"Hudson, you're funny! Remember the time you fell down and broke both your middle fingers? Goddamn you, Hudson."

"Peggy?"
"Bill? Oh. My. God!"
"How are you?"
"How are you? Oh my God!"
"I'm doing great. Working right up on Battery."
"No way. I work on Beale. Oh my God!"
"Still doing the accounting thing?"
"You know me. Oh my God!"
"It's so good to see you."
"Oh my God. You, too!"

"Man, you see all the womens walking by? Jee-sus."

"God, it's hot."
"Yeah."
"It makes me want to eat chili."
"You mean, spicy? Like Indian."
"No, chili chili. With beans."
"Oh."
"I kind of want biscuits, too. Maybe a sandwich. A sandwich with biscuits, not bread. You know?"
"I don't know. Seems like ice cream weather to me."
"You don't know what you're talking about."

"Hey, welcome to San Francisco. Walgreen's is open."

"There should be more movies with bigfoot in them."

"Hey, hurry up. I got to catch that train."
"I'm catching the same train."
"Move over."
"Hey, lady. Watch it."
"You watch it. I'm a fifty-seven your old woman, going faster than you."
"Why don't you just shut up."

"Hey, you eye-balling me 'cuz I got AIDs?"
"Huh?"
"I see you eye-balling me."
"I wasn't looking at you."
"You best watch you're back, you know. All this gang violence comes up on you."
"I'm just buying a sandwich."
"I know I look like an action star. I trained a bunch of those pussies. They look just like me. I sell my sperm, you know. Everybody wants their kids to be action stars. I'm like a sperm whale."

"Hey, how was your weekend?"
"Totally mellow. Just watched, like, six movies."
"Were they any good?"
"No."